Why having a toddler is like being at a frat party**

{by Brenna at Suburban Snapshots}


10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

9. There’s always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It’s best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone’s going to start banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You’ve got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There’s definitely going to be a fight.

3. You’re not sure whether anything you’re doing is right, you just hope it won’t get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.

** That one frat party I’ve ever been to, having gone to a Very Serious Arts College.

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  7. Alissa
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    Love this post. Too cute and too true. My toddler alarm clock finds a new wake to wake me every day. This morning it was by saying he tried to take care of a poo poo by himself “but I kinda got it all over the place mamma” –ugh!

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  11. Linda
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    Oh gosh that was too funny & true to life!

  12. Corinna
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    This is insanely funny and so on the mark. The 3am drink hunt is priceless. . .

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  14. Christina
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    Funniest thing I have read ALL day! Hilarious and TRUE!

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  22. Carly
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    oh my word. this is so funny! i just shared this with my sister. we are literally laughing out loud!

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    pretty funny…although I have very limited experience with one of these scenarios. ;-) http://t.co/6umFZFP

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  28. Grace Kelley says:

    i just shared this with my sister. Yay! This morning it was by saying he tried to take care of a poo poo by himself “but I kinda got it all over the place mamma” –ugh!
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  31. Erin Barrett says:

    . . we are literally laughing out loud! Hilarious and TRUE! The 3am drink hunt is priceless.
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