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Why having a toddler is like being at a frat party**

{by Brenna at Suburban Snapshots}


10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

9. There’s always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It’s best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone’s going to start banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You’ve got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There’s definitely going to be a fight.

3. You’re not sure whether anything you’re doing is right, you just hope it won’t get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.

** That one frat party I’ve ever been to, having gone to a Very Serious Arts College.

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Story Bleed Magazine13:04 July 18, 2011

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Alisa Brownlow13:36 July 18, 2011

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Kathy Sykes
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15:45 July 18, 2011

This is a great !
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Robin Dance20:19 July 18, 2011

Sometimes @Storybleed is an absolute riot! "Why having a toddler is like being at a frat party" http://t.co/QelcQ28 by @SuburbanSnaps #Go!!

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knoxmoms.com21:38 July 18, 2011

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Judy Lunsford21:41 July 18, 2011

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Alissa
Twitter:
22:01 July 18, 2011

Love this post. Too cute and too true. My toddler alarm clock finds a new wake to wake me every day. This morning it was by saying he tried to take care of a poo poo by himself “but I kinda got it all over the place mamma” –ugh!

Mobile Market Knx00:03 July 19, 2011

This is hilarious and true! http://fb.me/weRwGDBz

Story Bleed Magazine01:35 July 19, 2011

Ahh, reminiscing about the college years. On fraternities and toddlers. Yep, toddlers. Featuring @suburbansnaps http://ht.ly/5GXtK

Sarah Styles Bessey03:05 July 19, 2011

This is totally rad. // RT @StoryBleed On fraternities and toddlers. Yep, toddlers. http://ht.ly/5GXtK

Missa Haarstad03:48 July 19, 2011

This is totally rad. // RT @StoryBleed On fraternities and toddlers. Yep, toddlers. http://ht.ly/5GXtK

Linda
Twitter:
13:08 July 19, 2011

Oh gosh that was too funny & true to life!

Corinna
Twitter:
22:16 July 19, 2011

This is insanely funny and so on the mark. The 3am drink hunt is priceless. . .

Corinna Barsan03:25 July 20, 2011

This top ten list by @SuburbanSnaps is bananas funny. Why having a toddler is like being at a frat party: http://t.co/ShVDJSG @StoryBleed

Christina
Twitter:
14:22 July 20, 2011

Funniest thing I have read ALL day! Hilarious and TRUE!

Robin Dance18:20 July 20, 2011

"Why having a toddler is like being at a frat party" http://t.co/QelcQ28 – HILARIOUS! (Almost 400 FB likes!) via @Storybleed @SuburbanSnaps

Nancy Dussault Smith18:25 July 20, 2011

thx @PensieveRobin love this! "Why having a toddler is like being at a frat party" http://bit.ly/pXJXq7 – via @Storybleed @SuburbanSnaps

Mike Chase19:50 July 20, 2011

Why having a toddler is like being at a frat party (thanks, Rachel!) http://ping.fm/rYy3v

Natasha C.04:14 July 21, 2011

THIS is surprisingly accurate!! http://ow.ly/5JDnA

Kristi @ Key-Lime04:16 July 21, 2011

so cute!! “@naturalurbanmom: THIS is surprisingly accurate!! http://t.co/FlXOkor”

Michelle Tiano04:26 July 21, 2011

Hilarious!!!“@naturalurbanmom: THIS is surprisingly accurate!! http://t.co/u8kiPtc”

Sitting Around01:10 July 26, 2011

This never ceases to amuse me — it's true, right toddler mamas? "Why having a toddler is like being at a frat party" http://ow.ly/5N8Bk

Carly
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23:53 July 30, 2011

oh my word. this is so funny! i just shared this with my sister. we are literally laughing out loud!

Yay!

-Carly @ Createliveblog

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Service Oasis Inc.22:39 August 1, 2011

Fun Monday: For those of us working "with family":… http://fb.me/FeqvCH16

jodie22:45 August 1, 2011

pretty funny…although I have very limited experience with one of these scenarios. ;-) http://t.co/6umFZFP

Mike Atencio22:53 October 18, 2011

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Grace Kelley15:20 December 11, 2011

i just shared this with my sister. Yay! This morning it was by saying he tried to take care of a poo poo by himself “but I kinda got it all over the place mamma” –ugh!
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Matt Wright19:12 October 8, 2012

Why having a toddler is like being at a frat party. This is SO true! http://t.co/lZXqyGop via @storybleed

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Erin Barrett07:22 March 9, 2013

. . we are literally laughing out loud! Hilarious and TRUE! The 3am drink hunt is priceless.
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